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In the far land of Wisconsin a long time ago, there lived a cow. Her name?

Betty. She always dreamed of becoming a California happy cow. Her wild dream was about to come true, she just didn't know it yet. One day when she was grazing in the grass lands, she saw a banner reading;"//DO YOU WANT A CHANCE TO BE A CALIFORNIA COW?!" "Yes!!" Betty exclaimed,"WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!! SEND IN A CREATIVE VIDEO DISCRIBING YOURSELF AND WHY YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE THE BEST CALIFORNIA COW!!!" "Finally, I'll be able to get to California! Finally, I'll be able to get out of this cold, snowy, dreary state!" "BUT HURRY, THE EXPIRATION DATE IS NOVEMBER 20TH!!" "Oh jeez, I better get a move on!"// The next day she borrowed her fellow cow, Jenny's, video camera, and immediately got to work on her presentation. As a original, creative openning comencement to her video, Betty showed her true patriotic talent by singing the National Anthem in front of a poster with the American Flag painted beautifully upon it. As the final verse came upon her breath, she gave it her all in her desperate effort to win. For her next peformance, she balanced on top of a gaint ball while baking a cake. She continued with many other astonishing performances and closed with an inspirong speech about why she should be the California Cow. "This has been my dream ever since I was a little calf!! If you choose me, I promise you that I will be the best California cow ever!! PLEASE CHOOSE ME!!!" So that same day she ran across the field and over the hills to her mailbox in a hurry to know the results. The next minute, the mailman came strolling down the street with his murse full of letters and small packages. He opened the mail box in his slow motion and took the package from the mailbox, thats when Betty noticed that she had forgotten to stick a stamp on the package!!! Luckily, the mailman noticed this mishap also and talked quickly to Betty's owners' house to tell him of this news. Betty didn't want her master to find out about her effort to leave him. So she raced back to her barn and grabbed a stamp in a rush and ran back to the mailbox. She walked over to